Thursday, March 23, 2006

Splat!

It looks like Regine was trampled and pushed over a shoreline cliff by a mob that was desperate for her autograph and then she fell right into a devastating oil spill. Granny Auring, however, will never regret that she ever lent Regine her favourite long dress with 3/4 sleeves and a ruffled neckline. Although it has shrunk a bit, it's amazing that this dress retained its original color. The fabric is definitely water-proof & oil-resistant.

While Regine's hair is soaked in crude oil, Granny's dress is definitely the winner. It survived the Japanese war, the Ormoc landslide, the Pinatubo eruption, this particular celebrity oil spill, and it will survive the next hundred years. Long live the dress!

Now Regine, get yourself peeled off that rockface before you start to grow into it and never have a future of having long and dyed hair and wear gowns with plummeting necklines and ruffled blouses revealing your untoned abs in an effort to look like Mariah Carey, and perform in your concerts barefoot and pretend to be a butterfly.

Oh. I forgot. You're already doing all that now. Looks like you have gotten yourself peeled off that rockface after all.

3 Comments:

Anonymous dizzy said...

hahaha! nice post! coz i really hate regine!

1:37 AM  
Anonymous marky said...

look at regine's body, she's starting to resemble those freaky aliens in 'Artificial Intelligence', now that's hot.

10:27 AM  
Blogger lily13 said...

I really loved your comments. It's so refreshing to know that there are other people who notice and are outspoken about all the kabaduyan in philipine media. About Regine, isn't she starting to look more and more like Micheal Jackson these days sa sobrang pagpaparetoke nya (especially in that one Gurfinkle commercial where she had really curly hair). Lalo na ngayon na nagpaiksi sya ng buhok, mas obvious na sobrang laki yung leeg nya compared sa ulo nya. Is this what you meant by "bloated"?

7:32 AM  

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