Friday, March 24, 2006

Look Ma, no tail!

If you want to be taken seriously as a sexy starlet, hija, I think the first thing that you should do is to give up wearing schoomarm shoes. This is the most disgusting pair of shoes I've ever seen since the Mary Poppins movie. (Unless that's your point, but somehow I get that it isn't.)

However you should fear for your life because your hideously uneven skin tone might drive the jeepney driver to drive over you, his possible arousal at seeing your exposed bush notwithstanding.


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