The fish in the skillet

I don't care if she is young and nice-looking and that everybody seems to love her and that to most people's eyes she is an angel for having a real talent for mimicking Celine Dion's voice which strangely gives her the right to be a higher-level Jolina Magdangal and a thinner and non-butterfly-winged Regine Velasquez (who is, incidentally, generally considered of lower quality for trying to imitate Mariah Carey rather than some higher-pedigreed singer) and that wholesome people admire her for not having revealed her belly button on national television just yet.



But this dress makes her look like a strange tattered fish. The shoes look like the tail of a fish, and it doesn't help that the dress seems to have a short cape-like thing draped over her left shoulder, which makes her look like, well, a caped tattered fish. Hardly something befitting a Celine Dion wannabe. But at least she's not mimicking Celine Dion fashion-wise in this outfit. What a relief.