Sunday, December 10, 2006

Revived!

Since the Laitera has been quiet for seven months and the Laitera doesn't want people to think that she has gone the way of starlets who have been gotten pregnant by either old politicos or some other middle-aged wig-wearing forgotten actors or yet one of those never-heard young actor-wannabes, and thus she has opted to just sit it out in an obsure provincial town without internet connectivity and spend her days reading trashy celebrity magazines and watching "The Buzz" with herr bloated feet up on a bamboo chair while waiting for the baby to come out and then be invited by Joebert Sucaldito to an interview where she can air out the baby's father's dirty laundry out on radio, the Laitera has decided to create this post to say that she has not been gotten pregnant and that she is still baby-less and thin and bitchy and fabulous as ever!

Well, truth is, contrary to what her detractors keep saying, the Laitera has got a life. But since she has also spent part of this life gathering all the celebrity trash magazines she could get her perfectly manicured hands on, she would like to declare this blog revived as of December 15.

Let the panlalait begin again!

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hooray!!! :)

11:56 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Oh there you go!

And I thought we have lost one good blog to the calling of the offline life!

Cheers!

5:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Siempre viva laitera!!!!!

-Madeliene Ashton

4:26 PM  

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