Monday, March 27, 2006

Candidate # 2,543

"I look so sexy. Do you like my breasts? They are so special. They are unique! They are the only breasts in the world that are capable of falling in love. In fact, they have fallen so madly and deeply in love with my collarbones that they are gradually creeping up over my chest to finally unite with the beloved collarbones forever in married bliss somewhere near my throat. I am so proud. I am so happy. I am filled with so much love. And someday, when my collarbones and my breasts, in their married ecstacy, end up throttling me to death, it will be all worth it and I will die happy. I pray for world peace. I Thank you."


Anonymous agatha matias said...

Siguro napa pangit mo Laitera. Napaka ganda at sexy ng babae inaasar mo pa. Di mo nga alam kung maganda pati ugali nya eh. Para sa akin sa tingin ko inggit ka lang. Ganyan naman lagi eh, inggit ka sa kapwa mo kaya susubukan mong siraan. Inggitera!!!

2:28 AM  
Blogger laitera said...

you're missing the point, miss agatha matias. masyado kang seryoso. lighten up. it's just a blog.

5:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha. relative yata si agatha niyang byuti queen. or dealer ng silicone implants. or born again. or 87 years old.

10:10 PM  
Blogger Momel said...

Or maybe she's just pissed kasi she's remembering the best 12 years of her lige. you know, high school.

Ma'am, lighten up.

7:48 PM  
Blogger sparks said...

I'm loving your blog. Loving it! Wahaha :)

4:49 AM  
Anonymous Sweet but Bitchy said...

haha, agatha seemed so affected. :) are you campaigning for more breasts implants? or you're an avid fan of the i'm-so-pretty-but-i'm-trying-my-darnest-to-look-better-but-failing-miserably Jolina magdangal?

10:47 PM  
Anonymous Xtina said...

perfect! hahah.. like everyone says, if you don't like it, don't read it. im loving this.

6:56 PM  
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