Thursday, March 30, 2006

Air and bubbles

It's confirmed. Regine Velasquez has a hormonal imbalance that keeps her perpetually PMS-ed. As in bloated, grumpy, acting like she's seventeen, and with a constant nagging desire to wear bad-fitting, lopsided, filmy, ruffly, pointless fashion. Even her navel is actually trying to disappear from embarrasment into that flabby stomach.