Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Self-preservation?


I can't really pinpoint exactly when some genius had decreed that this pose was sexy. From then on, it seemed like every female celebrity had her photo taken where she sits on her haunches in a skimpy outfit (better if the breasts are almost spilling out and the legs are exposed) and stares straight into the camera and tries to look either sexy or happy, never mind that the pose actually makes her look like she's suffering from either diarrhea or constipation. And they don't seem to get that the pose is not flattering at all. Aside from squeezing the thighs till they look humongous, it also foreshortens the legs, accentuates the bumps of the knees, bunches up the abdomen, and makes the poser look like some kind of midget or dwarf.

Still, sexy stars would actually DIE if they didn't have at least one photo of themselves looking like this. Rufa Mae Quinto, being the quintessential "sexy star," of course needs a photo of herself in this generic pose.

6 Comments:

Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said...

still, i love Ruffa Mae, striking a pose or otherwise

6:09 AM  
Blogger Chas Ravndal said...

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9:26 AM  
Blogger laitera said...

glad to please, chas.

11:50 AM  
Blogger Momel said...

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Is it alright if I link to this blog?

6:50 PM  
Blogger laitera said...

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11:41 PM  
Anonymous Booba Jones said...

Mga Bakla !
Mga Inggettera !
Kahit fake ang boobs namin...malaki ang pakinabang n'yan...
Pwedeng gamitin substitute sa wallet kapag buma-biyahe. Pwede namin itago ang pera at alahas namin in between the boobies...Safe sa holdap.

Eh kayo?
Meron ba kayong Boobs ??
Mga inggettera !!!!!!

11:09 PM  

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