Bloodline

Remember when Joey Albert used to guest in variety shows in the mid-nineties when she was trying to stage a comeback (which totally bombed, anyway) and all she could ever wear were dark-colored cocktail dresses with shoulder pads, elbow-lenth sleeves, and with unforgiveably stiff flaring skirts with pointed hems that ended around her knees and a stuck out a foot from her body, and anybody who had to stand anywhere near her had to be almost an arm's length away because they all had to abide by the boundaries of her skirt, which, if not respected, will, with its stiff and starched hem, puncture the knees of the disrespectful albeit unfortunate person tasked to stand near her?

Well, this dress is its daughter.