Lessons

Both Philippine President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo and Senator Loren Legarda should go back to high school and relearn the following topics:

1. How to not be a sore loser.
2. How to never cheat.
3. How to find the right mate.
4. How to speak with the proper diction. (Slanging all your vowels doesn't cut it.)
5. How to manage people without blowing your top in front of the multitude.
6. How to understand macroeconomics, and the importance of crediting overseas foreign workers for helping bring up the peso value.
7. How to quit while you're ahead.

Or weren't they taught this at the Assumption in the first place? Tsk, tsk.