Thursday, January 11, 2007

Someone is going to be thrown into the dungeon

Something is wrong with Queen Gretchen Baretto's face.

Note the nose in the close-up below, and scroll back up to the photo of her entire face.

She seems to be missing a left nostril. In Photoshopping her face, the Photoshop artist must have inadvertedly stamped some skin onto what should have been the small curve that would show that Her Royal Highness does have a left nostril in real life or else she would not have deemed herself too perfect for this world, an arrogance we all know to be quite unfounded anyway, as we all know that Her Majesty is not really Her Majesty but only Royal Concubine By Merit Of Her Sharing A Bed And An Illegitimate Daughter With His Royal Highness The Fat And Ugly King Which Actually Makes Her Not So Much Royal Concubine But A Colorum Consort, Which Is Even Worse. No wonder Queen Mother Imelda Cojuangco hates her.

But really, the Photoshop artist and the entire staff of the magazine that published this photograph should leave the country and seek asylum in Cuba, or else they will all feel the wrath of Her Royal Colorum Highness Queen Gretchen Baretto, She Who Has A Microwave Oven-Carrying Assistant Following Her Everywhere She Goes.

[Photo from Starstruck magazine.]

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Blogger Mr. Schizophrenic said...

Bought a copy of YES, which features Greta, and saw that picture. Her nose looks like that of a witch.

Tawa kami ng tawa ng sister ko sa ilong ni Gretchen.

I actually have the same thoughts that lagot ang gumawa nito sa picture nya.

7:42 PM  
Blogger henhen2004 said...

On the other hand this one contains loads of tasty recipes because it is about cooking. Leave comment and don't forget to tell your friend about it =)

12:46 AM  
Anonymous shai said...

oh my god, the photoshop artist is deadmeat!

3:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ayan, Gretchen, salbahe mo kasi! Kaya binabalikan ka in other ways.

Si King TonyBoy naman, hindi na nakarecover sa panonorotot ng totoong asawa niya. Only a man with shattered self-esteem will go googoogaga and live with someone like Gretchen Barrat...Este...Barretto.

"Ang unggoy, damitan mo man ng ginto ay unggoy pa rin".

"Langaw ka lang na nakatungtong sa kalabaw na pangit na, manloloko pa sa negosyo"!


2:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha it made my day grabe. Nakakatawa! :-D

4:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bush is forever saying that democracies do not invade other countries and start wars. Well, he did just that. He invaded Iraq, started a war, and killed people. What do you think? Is killing thousands of innocent civilians okay when you are doing a little government makeover?
Are we safer today than we were before?
The more people that the government puts in jails, the safer we are told to think we are. The real terrorists are wherever they are, but they aren't living in a country with bars on the windows. We are.

1:17 AM  
Anonymous Greta said...

According to my Valentino Gown, merong masisisanteng Photoshop Artist...!

10:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol this is so funny. hail to the queen!

4:33 AM  

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