Sunday, January 14, 2007

So this is what happened to...

Nikki Coseteng. She has become a fixture for drapery.


Not only that, she seems to also have become a geisha gone fat and drab that no obi would fit her, making her acquire the shape of a Matrioshka doll that contains a smaller Nikki Coseteng who has become a geisha gone fat and drab that no obi would fit her and making her acquire the shape of a Matrioshka doll that contains an even smaller Nikki Coseteng who has become a geisha gone fat and drab that no obi would fit her and making her acquire the shape of a Matrioshka doll that contains an even smaller Nikki Coseteng who has become a geisha gone fat and drab that no obi would fit her and making her acquire the shape of a Matrioshka doll that contains an even smaller Nikki Coseteng, and on and on ad infinitum, and when you keep opening and opening these dolls you will get to the core of the entire elaborate nestling system, which is actually a speck of glittery, glimmery eyeshadow powder.

It's quite existential, really.

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6 Comments:

Blogger Mr. Schizophrenic said...

LOL! You really make my day gurl. Keep those laits comin!

5:08 PM  
Blogger Bryan Anthony the First said...

nah, im sure we can find an obi to fit her...

2:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Senator Kabuki...!

9:50 PM  
Anonymous Charito Benipayo said...

Former Senator Nikki Coseteng is my friend and I can't seem to believe what you have written about her ...gaining weight.
she HAS BEEN A PERFECT VENUS FOR ME!
Of course, the last time we were with each other was last year when she treated me and my husband at a French Restaurant in Makati(Le Souffle-sp?) for dinner We only communicated through email since then.
No matter what is written about her figure, she's still the same articulate,beautiful, gracious and charismatic friend of mine. And here's what I have to say about her throwing her hat into the Senate rings again, RUN, NIKKI, RUN!
Charito Benipayo
Alameda, California
TV Host & Journalist

1:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're right, she is a "perfect Venus" but Sandro Botticelli would have painted her as a bloated Venus- trapped in Obi shell...

http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/botticelli/botticelli.venus.jpg

10:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard she ate Le Souffle. Tables, chairs, and all.

=)

3:08 PM  

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